Will I get high if I drink the cans?

Only if you stand on a step, or maybe someone’s shoulders.

Do you use real fruit?

Yes. Unreal fruit is so up itself.

Who is Little Rick?

This is the exact question the judge asked after hearing a convoluted tale involving a goat, a yacht and little Rick. But that's another story.

Will my mind really open?

Yes. Unless you put up a closed sign.

Will I be hungover?

Not unless you specifically ask to be hung over something or somebody.